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Funny ass stories and memeories of me and my friends

cop:
Me and my friends were hanging outside of the school by the road (me cat katrina and dom,and jesse and mark were talking on the side of all of us) we saw a cop pass by.katrina yelled "fucking pigs" but we didnt think they would stop,but of course they did. they reversed all fast and shit and as soon as they got out they started bitching at us!! Mark and jesse didnt hear katrina so when the cops asked who said it mark looked confused!! the cop stared bitching at us..asking who said it,then mark said no one did it and the cop said that he wasnt our lawyer!! that was funny. i was trying not to laugh the entire tinme!of course no one admitted to calling them fucking pigs..so eventually they went away,but ever since then they've been on our ass!!
The condom
 
well we were all bored and someone decided out of the blue to bring a condom (katrina i think it was) so why not throw it in peoples faces?? we went around school rubbing it on people..it was fun!! especially when they rubbed it all over vanessa's face!! she didnt even know what it was!! that was awesome...
 
The condom Pt.2
Yet again we were messing with another condom to throw on people and me being my smart self came up with the idea to put mayo in it(that shit smells like shit)well long story short instead of putting it on other people it landed on jesse's arm and face, cats hair, and katrina's mouth!! good times good times
 
The big Fall
Like most schools inbetween passing periods the halls get really crowded especially after school. well the whole group was going to our spot after school and like dumbasses nick and jesse were messing around and pushed the shit out of katrina.well she falls face first into the floor and starts to bleed...alot!! Two bitches(named mia and dominque) ratted out jesse and he was sent to the mental hospital plus the cops raided his room.people were saying that katrina broke here nose and that she was in the hospital...well she comes back and none of that happened!! but it was pretty funny!!
 

all these stories brought to you by my friends Jesse,Nick,cat,and katrina!!
 
If you guys have any funny ass stories e-mail me and i'll post them up!!